Whats So Good About Halo?: SIR FINISHING THE FITEEE

So ends another ultima-adventure, from poor writing to a last stand against you Halo fanboyz, this series has been good… Not! It’s been too godamn easy to make fun and lulz and generally decipher the Halo series, because it is generally the most overhyped thing.. IN THE WORLD! Apart from the… actually nothing else is worser and generally less put together than the whole series, thats why this last articles is gunna be short… also I’m lazy.

Whats So Good About Halo?: Shoot meh some covenant

Sort of thought this would be the easiest part of doing this whole series, but turns out you guys want more about mulitplayer. So there was only one thing I could do, shell out for Halo 3 again and hit it in a lobby… boy was I surprised at how bad it is. So anyway, another glorious welcome to the series that no-one cares about, and you can’t bother reading! The Halo series has always been said to include ‘massive’ epic fights and general set pieces to make COD4 wet his pants… well… ummm… no.

Whats So Good About Halo?: Cortana… make me a sammich

So we reach another episode in the unacclaimed ranting series! And in today’s shipshock horror , we examine the story and worlds of the Halo universe – in other words , we laugh at how unstructured and un-un-understandable plot managed to somehow… ‘inspire’ thousands of billions of millions of people into believing such a mess was epic! So without further ado, let’s dig in shall we? The Halo series is probably one of the easiest to take apart, but let’s give it a chance to maybe suit up itself… not.

Whats So Good About Halo?: LOOKIT ALL DAT JOOICE!

Aha, good evening and welcome to Gears Of War-reference-ville

Whats So Good About Halo?: Meister Cheif

Aha, so we begin another series of rants you don’t care about