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My series of rants on the classic or new franchises, from Half-Life to Doom – ders nothing I won’t rip to shreds!

Whats So Good About Halo?: SIR FINISHING THE FITEEE

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on March 4, 2009

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So ends another ultima-adventure, from poor writing to a last stand against you Halo fanboyz, this series has been good… Not! It’s been too godamn easy to make fun and lulz and generally decipher the Halo series, because it is generally the most overhyped thing.. IN THE WORLD! Apart from the… actually nothing else is worser and generally less put together than the whole series, thats why this last articles is gunna be short… also I’m lazy. Read the rest of this entry »

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Whats So Good About Halo?: Shoot meh some covenant

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on February 23, 2009

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Sort of thought this would be the easiest part of doing this whole series, but turns out you guys want more about mulitplayer. So there was only one thing I could do, shell out for Halo 3 again and hit it in a lobby… boy was I surprised at how bad it is. So anyway, another glorious welcome to the series that no-one cares about, and you can’t bother reading! The Halo series has always been said to include ‘massive’ epic fights and general set pieces to make COD4 wet his pants… well… ummm… no. Read the rest of this entry »

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Whats So Good About Halo?: Cortana… make me a sammich

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on February 20, 2009

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So we reach another episode in the unacclaimed ranting series! And in today’s shipshock horror , we examine the story and worlds of the Halo universe – in other words , we laugh at how unstructured and un-un-understandable plot managed to somehow… ‘inspire’ thousands of billions of millions of people into believing such a mess was epic! So without further ado, let’s dig in shall we? The Halo series is probably one of the easiest to take apart, but let’s give it a chance to maybe suit up itself… not. Read the rest of this entry »

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Whats So Good About Halo?: LOOKIT ALL DAT JOOICE!

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on February 18, 2009

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Aha, good evening and welcome to Gears Of War-reference-ville Read the rest of this entry »

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Whats So Good About Halo?: Meister Cheif

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on February 13, 2009

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Aha, so we begin another series of rants you don’t care about Read the rest of this entry »

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Whats So Good About Half-Life?: Christmas Presents Don’t Last As Long As This Series

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on February 2, 2009

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Whats So Good About Half-Life?: lol im mute

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on February 2, 2009

  

Ahhhh! Here’s the one I’ve been planning for centuries! Read the rest of this entry »

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Whats So Good About Half-Life?: We’re No Strangers to Love/ Gunplay

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on February 2, 2009

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then we will begin. Read the rest of this entry »

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Whats So Good About Half-Life?: Hey, Good Lookin’

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on February 2, 2009

Ah, good morning my precious darlings. Read the rest of this entry »

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Whats So Good About Half-Life?: Introduction

Posted by Nathan Hardisty on February 2, 2009

Ah, here we go. Read the rest of this entry »

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